Alex Doesn't Know What "Leaving Forever" Means

For those who don't stalk follow Alex's antics on dA, she claimed that she left deviantART roughly two days ago as of this post. It appears she finally realized the error of her ways and is now following the advice I gave to her in the episode about her. She has moved on to greener pastures and will begin the slow process of becoming a normal pre-teen.

OR I COULD BE LYING MY ASS OFF.

Yes, apparently "Alex Weston Chandler" is still prowling dA to search for things to get her pissed off. Hey Alex-chan, there's a little option in your user settings called DEACTIVATE which deletes your entire account. Just like Chris you claim to be LEAVING TEH INTERNETZ when you're lying through your teeth. RIP Dipsynoodle's brain.

EDIT: Okay NOW she deactivated her account. I expect her return soon.

You Can't Date That Alex: The Reckoning

Alex, Alex, Alex... you never cease to amaze me. She has yet another crush on a fictional character. Once again, let's go down the list of characters she's masturbated to...

• Stewie
• Dogbert
• Kang from The Simpsons
• The Warden from Superjail
• Rick Sanchez

And now the latest unfortunate soul?


Wooldoor.

Yeah, the weird yellow thing from Drawn Together. Remember that show? I wish I couldn't...
We have a baby, a dog, an alien, two grown men, and now a whatever-the-fuck-this-thing-is.

Alex, you are a pre-teen girl. You should be fawning over things like One Direction or whatever is on the No Man's Land that is the Disney Channel. Not fictional characters from shows you shouldn't be watching. I have told you time and time again that you need to grow the fuck up and stop living in this fantasy world where you can escape the trials and tribulations of pregnancy (like you'll ever get laid...) and anything that's classified as a male will fall head over heels for you.

There is an easy solution for this situation. Get off your computer and GO OUTSIDE. The sun misses you! Somewhere out there is someone (!) who can put up with your loony antics.

5 Shows with Terrible Fan Art (Part 5)

Fan art is like a double-edged sword. There are those who take their time and come out with a masterpiece, and then there are those who shit out an MS Paint "masterpiece" in 5 seconds. Either way, here are some of the worst cases of this.

#1 Homestar Runner
I know what you're thinking, yes it is a web series that needs a comeback and not an actual TV show, but this was one of the first things I ever watched when I first got internet at my house. As such, it has a special place in my heart. The Brothers Chaps know that their fanbase is huge considering there's a fan art section on their website. Sure it doesn't update anymore, but the fan art is still going strong.

 Its so cute!

Whether its fanmade Halloween costumes for the characters to wear or just them hanging out, its good to know the fans still care about the citizens of Free Country, USA.

HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN! This is the kind of art that Strong Bad would mock like he did with fan costumes. Something like...

"Hey, why are Strong Mad's arms so low?"

or my favorite line

"Yeah you wish Marzipan had legs like that! Or... legs."

5 Shows with Terrible Fan Art (Part 4)

Fan art is like a double-edged sword. There are those who take their time and come out with a masterpiece, and then there are those who shit out an MS Paint "masterpiece" in 5 seconds. Either way, here are some of the worst cases of this.

#2 Wander Over Yonder
I gotta admit, it feels great to be watching a new show by Craig McCracken. I've followed both him and his wife on dA for quite some time now (FYI, this was before the whole MLP stuff happened). And this show doesn't disappoint. Especially the fan art.

Hell, the second one could be mistaken for actual animation cells from one of the crew members!

THESE, however, do not! Is that supposed to be Wander or Winnie the Pooh? And since when does Wander travel by giant star? Last time I checked it was a bubble. Wander isn't Kirby! Also, guess what the puzzle piece on the pony must represent... (Hint: It rhymes with shmaudism)

5 Shows with Terrible Fan Art (Part 3)

Fan art is like a double-edged sword. There are those who take their time and come out with a masterpiece, and then there are those who shit out an MS Paint "masterpiece" in 5 seconds. Either way, here are some of the worst cases of this.

#3 Kick Buttowski
I was hyped for this show when Disney XD was announced. You already know from the MysticArk review I started the first dA group dedicated to the suburban daredevil, so I've seen everything from masterpieces to master-pieces-of-shit.

Probably my favorites from the group, are the "Kick grown up/Kick as a teenager" plots. There's a certain charm to pictures like these. As if we're looking into what happens after the show ended.

Then we get the majority of my group. The ones who submit more than I can keep up with. Even then its all a bunch of off-model, MS Paint junk. Enter at your own risk. How can it get any worse? Just you wait...

5 Shows with Terrible Fan Art (Part 2)

Fan art is like a double-edged sword. There are those who take their time and come out with a masterpiece, and then there are those who shit out an MS Paint "masterpiece" in 5 seconds. Either way, here are some of the worst cases of this.

#4 Regular Show
Regular Show is one of my favorite shows on TV right now. If I had to explain it to someone, I'd call it one big tribute to everything the 80s had to offer. From cheesy cop shows, Laserdiscs, and even obscure sleeper hits like UHF, this show has it all. Now with all this nostalgia from 30 years ago, it'll mostly go over kids heads, so fan art for Regular Show will be mostly be done by young adults with reasonable art skills, right?

You bet your sweet ass it does! When its good, its REALLY good! But when its bad...

ITS REALLY, REALLY BAD!

I mean did these people even see the show? Last time I checked, Mordecai didn't have a beak that looked like a pair of scissors! And is that supposed to be CJ? I'm pretty sure she didn't have a torso the shape of a wet noodle! And the less said about poor Thomas the better. At least Clarence doesn't look that bad...

But we're not done yet. We got 3 more shows to cover. Hang on to your butts...

5 Shows with Terrible Fan Art (Part 1)

Fan art is like a double-edged sword. There are those who take their time and come out with a masterpiece, and then there are those who shit out an MS Paint "masterpiece" in 5 seconds. Either way, here are some of the worst cases of this.

#5 The Amazing World of Gumball
I've said this before in the past, TAWoG is visual pornography. Incorporating every style of animation into one program is very risky, but they managed to pull it off brilliantly! Now when it comes to fan art there are two categories you can put them in.

You get the cartoony, stylized and all-around beautiful fan art.

Then you get the lazy, uninspired, and effortless Gumball recolors. Bonus points if they just took a screenshot from an episode and colored over it.

You also get whatever the fuck this is...

Its really sad to see such a visually appealing show like Gumball get some of the worst, lazy, and uninspired fan art out there. But this is only the first show to get terrible fan art. There's more to come...

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Unreleased Top 10 Script!

Remember my last video I did where I said the next episode would be a top 10 list of shartists I wouldn't cover? I never got around to actually record it but the script sat in my flash drive ever since. Well I found it and decided to upload the script on here as a means of closure to the videos. For now...

Greetings viewers, and welcome to a rather different episode of deviantSHART. As you are well aware, I get many requests for people they want me to tackle. But there are a few of them I will not cover for various reasons. So I've assembled 10 of those few lucky shartists who will avoid the chopping block here today in this list. Get ready for the Top 10 Shartists I will never do.

#10 Richard Kuta. Now I know what you're saying. You said you would feature him during Shit Month! Yes I did, but the more I thought about it, I don't want to give this guy any more attention, this video withstanding. For those who don't know who he is, he started out as a mere Sonic fan who bootlegged videos of fansubs of Sonic X. Then he tried to start a Sonic fanfilm which failed to impress. Then it was discovered he has a diaper fetish and lives as an adult baby. It doesn't get prettier from here on. This guy is too easy a target for me. That's like me shooting a clay pidgeon with a machine gun. Speaking of easy targets...

#9 Christian Weston Chandler AKA Chris Chan. Honestly, I don't need to disect his childish artwork. There's a whole article on the CWCki that does that for me! Also, right now, Chris is going through a lot recently. His father passed away a few years ago, his house caught fire back in January, and he's currently in a rental house right now as of this video. And I know I'm gonna get a little flack for this, but despite the dubious quality of the art and his comic, he was doing what he loved to do, draw. But recent events prevent him from doing so. So doing an episode on him is out of the question. (This was written before he started selling prints on eBay.)

#8 Fanfiction writers. This show is called deviantSHART, not FanficShit. I focus on bad art, not bad fanfiction. If you want to see someone review fanfiction, watch the Fanfic Critic. If a shartist also dabbles in fanfiction I might give a passing mention of it, but unlike Roninhunt, which was an exception, I won't spend a good portion of the episode talking about it.

#7 Other members of Pooh's Adventures. GOOD LORD I AM THROUGH WITH THEM. I've said it three times now. They are a sin upon the Earth. They're a bunch of mentally challenged 16 year old virgins who won't let go of their childhood. BrerDaniel should be ashamed for starting the whole thing, YWM has terrible taste in ideas, and Reese, he might say he's retired, but his attraction to Numbah Five and Meg Griffin shows he isn't using that brain of his correctly. As for the rest of them, GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN. I have nothing else to say about them. 

#6 Pornographic Shartists. I don't want my videos to be flagged. That it all.

#5 Intentionally bad artists. The scumbags who intentionally make their artwork so crappy, there is no way any effort was made. These pieces of art are so bad, no one will be able to take them seriously. Bonus points if their grammar looks like that of a preschooler. They know their art is shit and will continue to claim their art is worthy of being hung in museums. Trust me, I've seen someone try to claim they painted the Mona Lisa, A Starry Night, and even the Last Supper.

#4 Art thieves. Why judge a shartist who uses someone else's work? I don't want to unintentionally piss off the artist who actually drew the artwork that's being stolen.

#3 Photographers. I know DarthRaner83 took photos and uploaded them to dA, but that was only a tiny chunk of his gallery. I know ANYONE who can operate a camera can claim they are a photographer, but why judge real life? Oh you took a black and white picture of a potted plant on a wooden chair on a porch, you are the next Robert Mapplethorpe. Take my money, I want many prints of this for my Instagram followers.

#2 Shartists who abuse bases. After Clarbelswehope, I don't want to do another base abuser. That goes for doll creator abusers too. That isn't art. That's just something you made in 5 seconds and are now reaching for the Print Screen key on your keyboard.

Before we get to number 1, here are some honorable mentions. (This was a work in progress that got halted after the move to the blog format.)

And #1, Users who upload Doll Creators or Dress up games. I can't believe I've gotten some requests for these. What do you want me to do with that? Play it? Have you seen that Retsupurae video of this one guy playing with a dress up game? That didn't go over well. Doll creators and dress up games are there for minor distractions and tiny bursts of fun for girls.

I excluded the usual "sharty goodness" catchphrase and the hint about the next episode as it was kinda pointless. The following episode would've been a revisit to Alex and her new obsessions and a possible Skype intervention, but she got her account suspended before I could get any new footage. The Skype portion was out of the question as trying to record that would've been a bitch. After all that the empty threats to the police by Kody and a few others made me consider moving here.

Okay this'll probably be the last post for awhile. I may pop on here for my birthday but that'll be it.

See you all in August!

Sorry for the lack of updates

Yeah I know its been almost a month since the last post, but I currently have a summer job right now. Not only that, but I also have my 21st birthday coming up in a few weeks, and a few other personal issues like taking care of this dog my family is fostering. So I'm kinda occupied with that at the moment. To make up for it, here's a few updates from shartists I've been observing for shits and giggles.

*Masteraccount's a brony now. Sure, put masks on ponies who don't even have fingers. How would they even get them on? Their feet are pretty much Strong Sad's "soolnds." If you got that reference I wanna give you a high five through your screen.

*Apparently Kodyboy moved out and is now living on his own. The fact he managed to do something CWC has yet to do makes me cringe. Also he apparently hasn't had the "death talk" as he was told by his father his parakeet "was flying and then vanished into thin air." I don't know what's worse, the fact he is obsessed with war, RAPE, baby shows, and practically begs people to draw aquatic otters in *insert color of scuba gear here* and expects it to be done ASAP, or the fact he still hasn't understood the concept of real life death.

*Alex is still obsessing over Rick and Dogbert mpreg and doesn't seem to be slowing down. At this point her mind is a peverted pile of mush.

*Pogorikifan10 is now obsessing about Mixels, this strange new fad Lego has been advertising on Cartoon Network. While the concept is kiiiiinda interesting, its really annoying and it makes me miss the cityscape bumps they use to do. Plus Digimon did the whole "mix two creatures together" concept about years before this. She's also still pushing that "ghost Lifty" OC of hers.

*Golddogman9012 aka Evan Gardipy has returned, leaving very childish Engrish on my videos. Seems he makes videos just as bad as his "art." You know it isn't wise to use your full name as your channel name. One quick Google search and you strike gold. *cough* Kody *cough*

Oh Alex...

This might be the fastest I've seen one of her accounts go down. For those who haven't noticed, Alex somehow managed to get back on dA even after her IP address was banned. Naturally she went into egotistical mode and claimed she beat the system.

Then I was informed by some watchers and told dA again. Her account, named DipsyNoodles (she's starting to get into Teletubbies. God help us all.), was only active for at least TWO DAYS. This isn't about her obsessions or mpreg fetish anymore, its ban evasion now.

And according to her Tumblr, she can't make another account until August. Hopefully she will learn her lesson by then. SPOILER ALERT: She won't.

EDIT: She got her account back. FUCK.

Kodyboy got his FA account suspended

You heard that right. Speikers got his FA account suspended. Here's the response journal.
Honestly, this was inevitable. From what I've heard, "calling out" journals aren't allowed on FA. I don't even know WHY he was calling me out there. I don't even have a FA account. I see no reason to. (Un)fortunately, the suspension is only temporary. Maybe Kodyboy will learn that those kinds of journals aren't allowed ANYWHERE. But then again, does Chris-Chan learn from his mistakes?

Alex is down.

Yup. Alex deactivated yet another account of hers. She normally does this whenever she changes her fake ass hubby. But I'm one step ahead of her. I told dA officials about her ban evasions and told them to track her I.P. address so she can't create another account on her computer. So don't expect to see dogbertwaifu4eva as an account name anytime soon. Hopefully.

UPDATE: I discovered her Tumblr account. Seems she also has a hatred for the Poohphiles. Doesn't make her any better though. I'll share anything interesting if something arises.

I Wanna Be Serious For A Bit Here

I've said this before and I'll say it again. I am not cyberbullying. I review artists on deviantART and critique them. There's a difference between cyberbully and critique. Critiquing is giving them pointers on their art and how they can improve. Cyberbullying is actively threatening or harassing people online. Never have I actively thrown insults at the people I review. I don't threaten them with death or physical violence.

Kody,  I don't want to actually hurt you or kill you. What I'm trying to say is "You're art could use some improvement." Lay off the scuba fetish. Stop making these journals about war and terrorism. Not every piece of art you upload has to be about scuba diving or drug dealing warlords. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I'm not trying to humiliate you. You seem like a nice person.

Bottom line, if I accidentally come across as rude or mean, let me know in a civilized manner. I'll talk to you privately about whatever you think offended you.

Thank you for your time.

You Can't Date That Alex: 5/20/2014

Oh Alex, I don't know what it is about you that intrigues me, but it's probably that mind of yours that makes you think you can date/marry/fuck any cartoon character no matter what they are and expect THEM to get pregnant. The fact you switch cartoon characters in the blink of an eye also makes you something of a whore, but I'm trying to help you here. So let's see who you've tried to woo unsuccessfully...

First, as far as my knowledge of you goes, is Stewie Griffin. Not only is he a baby, he would probably kill you just thinking about gettin' it on with a teenager. Even if he did, you'd end up just like Olivia when he finds out you moved onto...

Kang, one of the aliens from The Simpsons. I've never seen hentai but I'm pretty sure that's what was on your mind when you picked him to be your fuck buddy. Either that or anal probing. It was around here when I got more vocal towards her about getting off the damn internet and find a real boyfriend. But instead you chose...

Rick from Rick and Morty. I've never watched the show, but judging from previews I see of upcoming episodes, he doesn't think highly of women. He's in his 50's or 60's. He could be old enough to be your grandfather. I thought she went off the edge here, but now she's starting to turn her eyes on...

Dogbert from the Dilbert comics. First we have pedophilia, then tentacle hentai, then whatever you call the opposite of pedophilia, and now bestiality! I don't even know why you decided to start getting attracted TO A FUCKING DOG!

You know, I'd LOVE to see fanart of all her past crushes coming together to hold an intervention. Kinda like that Valentine's Day episode of Family Guy where all of Brian's past exes return and start telling him off. I'd pay to see that in a museum. If someone does though, add a few dozen empty chairs, I have a feeling she'll be adding more and more fictional characters to those chairs...

Journal Time with Kody: No One Cares

Hello and welcome to Journal Time with Kody. For those who are new to deviantSHART and haven't seen my earlier episodes, Kody Speikers is a mentally challenged weirdo who keeps posting whatever he wants.

This can range from Angry German Kid posts, news about his made up countries at war in vivid detail, fictional druglords, and countless posts asking people (i.e. no one) to satisfy his SCUBA fetish. Most of these can be summed up in this picture.

No one gives a flying fuck about these fictional countries or fictional druglords and their wars. Practically no one responds to these journals, so I'm gonna have to myself. Let's start this bitch!

Kodyboy just described himself. I've seen his YouTube videos.

Just ignore them and maybe they'll kill each other.

Holy fucking shit! One question at a time fucko! Geddit? Bucko, fucko? *crickets*

Something tells me Kody tried this to many users. I can only imagine his FA page filled with "no" comments.

Wait, you actually liked that shitty movie? You're in your 20s or 30s, you should be able to tell a bad movie from a good one! I mean seriously, everyone knows Chuck-E-Cheese doesn't deliver their pizzas!

Oh my fucking Christ, seriously? Must I explain? Some Hollywood executives stole the idea from an independent filmmaker (and Dreamworks, Over the Hedge did it better) and shat all over it. The story takes place in the 1950s yet they dance to Gangnam Style! And I thought The Smurfs movies were pandering...

First of all, "AN animal, AN!" Second, good Lord that's a lot of requests! From what I've heard from sources over at FA, even THEY don't want to do it. They say no, but he tells them to do it anyways! He doesn't even know what the word "no" means!

Welcome to deviantSHART: The Blog!

Hey guys! Today marks the official opening of deviantSHART's new home! Sadly deviantSHART videos will become rare as I will only do videos whenever it warrants one. But don't worry, let me show you the new things that will be coming to deviantSHART!

The blog will be split into these groups:

Journal Time with Kody
A look at some of the journals of the weirdo that is Kody Speikers.

You Can't Date That, Alex!
See what Alex AKA FGstewielover is obsessing over/wanting to marry today!

Someone Gets Off to This?
Here are some fetishes shartists get off to.

Request Corner
Request-a-shartist!

Brony Glue Factory
This speaks for itself.

Manchild Day Care
This also speaks for itself.

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