Journal Time with Kody: No One Cares

Hello and welcome to Journal Time with Kody. For those who are new to deviantSHART and haven't seen my earlier episodes, Kody Speikers is a mentally challenged weirdo who keeps posting whatever he wants.

This can range from Angry German Kid posts, news about his made up countries at war in vivid detail, fictional druglords, and countless posts asking people (i.e. no one) to satisfy his SCUBA fetish. Most of these can be summed up in this picture.

No one gives a flying fuck about these fictional countries or fictional druglords and their wars. Practically no one responds to these journals, so I'm gonna have to myself. Let's start this bitch!

Kodyboy just described himself. I've seen his YouTube videos.

Just ignore them and maybe they'll kill each other.

Holy fucking shit! One question at a time fucko! Geddit? Bucko, fucko? *crickets*

Something tells me Kody tried this to many users. I can only imagine his FA page filled with "no" comments.

Wait, you actually liked that shitty movie? You're in your 20s or 30s, you should be able to tell a bad movie from a good one! I mean seriously, everyone knows Chuck-E-Cheese doesn't deliver their pizzas!

Oh my fucking Christ, seriously? Must I explain? Some Hollywood executives stole the idea from an independent filmmaker (and Dreamworks, Over the Hedge did it better) and shat all over it. The story takes place in the 1950s yet they dance to Gangnam Style! And I thought The Smurfs movies were pandering...

First of all, "AN animal, AN!" Second, good Lord that's a lot of requests! From what I've heard from sources over at FA, even THEY don't want to do it. They say no, but he tells them to do it anyways! He doesn't even know what the word "no" means!