Kodyboy got his FA account suspended

You heard that right. Speikers got his FA account suspended. Here's the response journal.
Honestly, this was inevitable. From what I've heard, "calling out" journals aren't allowed on FA. I don't even know WHY he was calling me out there. I don't even have a FA account. I see no reason to. (Un)fortunately, the suspension is only temporary. Maybe Kodyboy will learn that those kinds of journals aren't allowed ANYWHERE. But then again, does Chris-Chan learn from his mistakes?

Alex is down.

Yup. Alex deactivated yet another account of hers. She normally does this whenever she changes her fake ass hubby. But I'm one step ahead of her. I told dA officials about her ban evasions and told them to track her I.P. address so she can't create another account on her computer. So don't expect to see dogbertwaifu4eva as an account name anytime soon. Hopefully.

UPDATE: I discovered her Tumblr account. Seems she also has a hatred for the Poohphiles. Doesn't make her any better though. I'll share anything interesting if something arises.

I Wanna Be Serious For A Bit Here

I've said this before and I'll say it again. I am not cyberbullying. I review artists on deviantART and critique them. There's a difference between cyberbully and critique. Critiquing is giving them pointers on their art and how they can improve. Cyberbullying is actively threatening or harassing people online. Never have I actively thrown insults at the people I review. I don't threaten them with death or physical violence.

Kody,  I don't want to actually hurt you or kill you. What I'm trying to say is "You're art could use some improvement." Lay off the scuba fetish. Stop making these journals about war and terrorism. Not every piece of art you upload has to be about scuba diving or drug dealing warlords. I'm sorry if I offended you, but I'm not trying to humiliate you. You seem like a nice person.

Bottom line, if I accidentally come across as rude or mean, let me know in a civilized manner. I'll talk to you privately about whatever you think offended you.

Thank you for your time.

You Can't Date That Alex: 5/20/2014

Oh Alex, I don't know what it is about you that intrigues me, but it's probably that mind of yours that makes you think you can date/marry/fuck any cartoon character no matter what they are and expect THEM to get pregnant. The fact you switch cartoon characters in the blink of an eye also makes you something of a whore, but I'm trying to help you here. So let's see who you've tried to woo unsuccessfully...

First, as far as my knowledge of you goes, is Stewie Griffin. Not only is he a baby, he would probably kill you just thinking about gettin' it on with a teenager. Even if he did, you'd end up just like Olivia when he finds out you moved onto...

Kang, one of the aliens from The Simpsons. I've never seen hentai but I'm pretty sure that's what was on your mind when you picked him to be your fuck buddy. Either that or anal probing. It was around here when I got more vocal towards her about getting off the damn internet and find a real boyfriend. But instead you chose...

Rick from Rick and Morty. I've never watched the show, but judging from previews I see of upcoming episodes, he doesn't think highly of women. He's in his 50's or 60's. He could be old enough to be your grandfather. I thought she went off the edge here, but now she's starting to turn her eyes on...

Dogbert from the Dilbert comics. First we have pedophilia, then tentacle hentai, then whatever you call the opposite of pedophilia, and now bestiality! I don't even know why you decided to start getting attracted TO A FUCKING DOG!

You know, I'd LOVE to see fanart of all her past crushes coming together to hold an intervention. Kinda like that Valentine's Day episode of Family Guy where all of Brian's past exes return and start telling him off. I'd pay to see that in a museum. If someone does though, add a few dozen empty chairs, I have a feeling she'll be adding more and more fictional characters to those chairs...

Journal Time with Kody: No One Cares

Hello and welcome to Journal Time with Kody. For those who are new to deviantSHART and haven't seen my earlier episodes, Kody Speikers is a mentally challenged weirdo who keeps posting whatever he wants.

This can range from Angry German Kid posts, news about his made up countries at war in vivid detail, fictional druglords, and countless posts asking people (i.e. no one) to satisfy his SCUBA fetish. Most of these can be summed up in this picture.

No one gives a flying fuck about these fictional countries or fictional druglords and their wars. Practically no one responds to these journals, so I'm gonna have to myself. Let's start this bitch!

Kodyboy just described himself. I've seen his YouTube videos.

Just ignore them and maybe they'll kill each other.

Holy fucking shit! One question at a time fucko! Geddit? Bucko, fucko? *crickets*

Something tells me Kody tried this to many users. I can only imagine his FA page filled with "no" comments.

Wait, you actually liked that shitty movie? You're in your 20s or 30s, you should be able to tell a bad movie from a good one! I mean seriously, everyone knows Chuck-E-Cheese doesn't deliver their pizzas!

Oh my fucking Christ, seriously? Must I explain? Some Hollywood executives stole the idea from an independent filmmaker (and Dreamworks, Over the Hedge did it better) and shat all over it. The story takes place in the 1950s yet they dance to Gangnam Style! And I thought The Smurfs movies were pandering...

First of all, "AN animal, AN!" Second, good Lord that's a lot of requests! From what I've heard from sources over at FA, even THEY don't want to do it. They say no, but he tells them to do it anyways! He doesn't even know what the word "no" means!

Welcome to deviantSHART: The Blog!

Hey guys! Today marks the official opening of deviantSHART's new home! Sadly deviantSHART videos will become rare as I will only do videos whenever it warrants one. But don't worry, let me show you the new things that will be coming to deviantSHART!

The blog will be split into these groups:

Journal Time with Kody
A look at some of the journals of the weirdo that is Kody Speikers.

You Can't Date That, Alex!
See what Alex AKA FGstewielover is obsessing over/wanting to marry today!

Someone Gets Off to This?
Here are some fetishes shartists get off to.

Request Corner
Request-a-shartist!

Brony Glue Factory
This speaks for itself.

Manchild Day Care
This also speaks for itself.

Updates will be random so bookmark this page so you won't be left behind.