Alex, Alex, Alex... you never cease to amaze me. She has yet another crush on a fictional character. Once again, let's go down the list of characters she's masturbated to...
- Stewie
- Dogbert
- Kang from The Simpsons
- The Warden from Superjail
- Rick Sanchez
Wooldoor.
Yeah, the weird yellow thing from Drawn Together. Remember that show? I wish I couldn't...
We have a baby, a dog, an alien, two grown men, and now a whatever-the-fuck-this-thing-is.
Alex, you are a pre-teen girl. You should be fawning over things like One Direction or whatever is on the No Man's Land that is the Disney Channel. Not fictional characters from shows you shouldn't be watching. I have told you time and time again that you need to grow the fuck up and stop living in this fantasy world where you can escape the trials and tribulations of pregnancy (like you'll ever get laid...) and anything that's classified as a male will fall head over heels for you.
There is an easy solution for this situation. Get off your computer and GO OUTSIDE. The sun misses you! Somewhere out there is someone (!) who can put up with your loony antics.
